Happy
Mother’s Day
What's Eating Elmer Fud (Flarf Poetry)
Hunting season is my favowite season Says Elmer Fud. Shhh everyone he’s Hunting wabbits, wabbits, wabbits, WABBITS Someone give me a gun, oh no I have to wait a week to be cleared, And a psychological exam, now they Want me to buy a safe Quick fire the wabbit is getting away, or is it duck season, NO it’s wabbit season Someone get a calendar, oh it’s 2020, and the duck just coughed Shit, shit, shit the wabbit is on to me It looks like he passed the psych eval too Bang! You missed you slippery son of a bi-! Boy give me your nerf gun! I’m on the hunt Quick your crying and go suck on your mother’s Breast. Babies everywhere. WHERE IS MY GOD- DAMN GUN! At least I know where my bullets are I wonder how angry the Martins would be if I dug them up Thank you lord for giving us more guns, and Even more targets than before Every season is hunting season, in the great U.S of A
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