Beware of Pools
Pools are dangerous
They can sink the strongest man
Forcing him in dirt
What's Eating Elmer Fud (Flarf Poetry)
Hunting season is my favowite season Says Elmer Fud. Shhh everyone he’s Hunting wabbits, wabbits, wabbits, WABBITS Someone give me a gun, oh no I have to wait a week to be cleared, And a psychological exam, now they Want me to buy a safe Quick fire the wabbit is getting away, or is it duck season, NO it’s wabbit season Someone get a calendar, oh it’s 2020, and the duck just coughed Shit, shit, shit the wabbit is on to me It looks like he passed the psych eval too Bang! You missed you slippery son of a bi-! Boy give me your nerf gun! I’m on the hunt Quick your crying and go suck on your mother’s Breast. Babies everywhere. WHERE IS MY GOD- DAMN GUN! At least I know where my bullets are I wonder how angry the Martins would be if I dug them up Thank you lord for giving us more guns, and Even more targets than before Every season is hunting season, in the great U.S of A
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